Posts

Showing posts from October, 2008
THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR AND 1 TAG IS ENOUGH
Yes, I know, I’ve been dreadfully lacking in bloggage for a while now, and though I’m no less frantically busy, something has come to my attention that begs to be blogged about. Actually I’m shocked that I hadn’t read anything on the topic. Shocked.

Let me back up and give you some context. A while ago a friend picked up a Playboy magazine that featured me circa 1990 and during the silent flicking of the pages the only remark was, “Hmmm, that was back in the bush era.”

Me: Um, yup, senior. It was before Clinton, yes.
HC: Uh, no, back before Brazilians changed the landscape of porn.
Me: Say what? We didn’t have bushes.
HC: Not bushy bushes, just that you guys had hair.
Me: (grumbling) it isn’t porn. God! And our hair was well groomed. God! What ev!

So the next day I asked Leili.
Me: What’s up with Brazilians?
Leili: Oh! I’ve been scarred from my first and only Brazilian!
Me: OMG! Burned?!?
Leili: No, but just as bad! Mentally scarred!
Me: Ah-HA! I knew it so…